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laniew1A short little Superman Returns piece, too long to be a drabble, so a ficlet of sorts.
It should stand alone just fine.
TITLE: Knowledge
FANDOM: Superman Returns
RATING: PG.
PAIRING: Richard/Clark
Author: Melanie
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own any of the characters contained within, I’m only playing.
Knowledge
In an effort to block out the noise of the city Clark had the TV turned up as loud as he could and not disturb his neighbors and was trying to decide if lining the apartment in lead would give away his secret when he heard the knock at the door.
He didn’t turn the TV down, just ambled to the door and used his x-ray vision just to make sure there weren’t assassins on the other side.
Then had to peer through the peephole, which he never used, because he had x-ray vision, why would he need it.
Richard White stood on the other side, listing heavily to the right, his eyes were drooping and if Clark waited two more minutes he would probably fall asleep where he stood which would give the neighbors much more to talk about.
So Clark opened the door and Richard soft of fell into his arms. Clark thought he might have passed out, and his nose wrinkled when he determined that Richard was very drunk.
He stumbled back, Richard stumbling with him and Clark managed to fling out one arm to close the door and froze against the wall as Richard snuffled at his neck.
“Richard?” he squeaked. He wasn’t proud of it. Richard was sniffing him and somewhere in Metropolis Lois had decided to kill Clark with her heels and didn’t know why.
“You smell nice,” Richard mumbled. Then licked his neck and Clark had a whole different set of problems to worry about.
Like pushing Richard far enough away that the erection that had popped up out of nowhere couldn’t be felt.
“Um… Richard?” Clark managed an amble and wanted to tell Richard to not help since he had two left feet and was managing to brush up against him up at every possible moment.
He got them to the couch and dropped Richard on it, and stood there. In front of him and wondered if calling Lois was a good idea when her significant other was acting as strange as he was.
“She’s going to leave me you know,” Richard had his eyes close, hands sitting in his lap flexing and unflexing.
Clark raised an eyebrow and didn’t say a word.
“She’s going to leave me for Superman,” Richard sounded sad and it was something that Clark didn’t sit down on the couch and offer him comfort.
Plus, well it wasn’t true. If anyone was going to know if Lois was leaving Richard for Superman Clark thought it would be him.
Seeing as how Superman was him. And he’d been good, Lois was happy with Richard and Richard was good with Jason and that was a good thing. Because Lois didn’t want Clark and Superman couldn’t have Lois and if Lois left Richard she was an idiot.
“I’m wondering if I should have a paternity test done on Jason,” Richard mumbled, he was leaning heavily to the right and in six more inches his head would be resting on the arm rest.
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It should stand alone just fine.
TITLE: Knowledge
FANDOM: Superman Returns
RATING: PG.
PAIRING: Richard/Clark
Author: Melanie
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own any of the characters contained within, I’m only playing.
Knowledge
In an effort to block out the noise of the city Clark had the TV turned up as loud as he could and not disturb his neighbors and was trying to decide if lining the apartment in lead would give away his secret when he heard the knock at the door.
He didn’t turn the TV down, just ambled to the door and used his x-ray vision just to make sure there weren’t assassins on the other side.
Then had to peer through the peephole, which he never used, because he had x-ray vision, why would he need it.
Richard White stood on the other side, listing heavily to the right, his eyes were drooping and if Clark waited two more minutes he would probably fall asleep where he stood which would give the neighbors much more to talk about.
So Clark opened the door and Richard soft of fell into his arms. Clark thought he might have passed out, and his nose wrinkled when he determined that Richard was very drunk.
He stumbled back, Richard stumbling with him and Clark managed to fling out one arm to close the door and froze against the wall as Richard snuffled at his neck.
“Richard?” he squeaked. He wasn’t proud of it. Richard was sniffing him and somewhere in Metropolis Lois had decided to kill Clark with her heels and didn’t know why.
“You smell nice,” Richard mumbled. Then licked his neck and Clark had a whole different set of problems to worry about.
Like pushing Richard far enough away that the erection that had popped up out of nowhere couldn’t be felt.
“Um… Richard?” Clark managed an amble and wanted to tell Richard to not help since he had two left feet and was managing to brush up against him up at every possible moment.
He got them to the couch and dropped Richard on it, and stood there. In front of him and wondered if calling Lois was a good idea when her significant other was acting as strange as he was.
“She’s going to leave me you know,” Richard had his eyes close, hands sitting in his lap flexing and unflexing.
Clark raised an eyebrow and didn’t say a word.
“She’s going to leave me for Superman,” Richard sounded sad and it was something that Clark didn’t sit down on the couch and offer him comfort.
Plus, well it wasn’t true. If anyone was going to know if Lois was leaving Richard for Superman Clark thought it would be him.
Seeing as how Superman was him. And he’d been good, Lois was happy with Richard and Richard was good with Jason and that was a good thing. Because Lois didn’t want Clark and Superman couldn’t have Lois and if Lois left Richard she was an idiot.
“I’m wondering if I should have a paternity test done on Jason,” Richard mumbled, he was leaning heavily to the right and in six more inches his head would be resting on the arm rest.
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Date: 2007-01-27 05:09 pm (UTC)More dammit!
You are a gosh darn TEASE!